Reason for Ryanair Flight Diversion to Belarus Revealed: Lukashenko only wanted the Breakfast Meal Deal

Reason for Ryanair Flight Diversion to Belarus Revealed: Lukashenko only wanted the Breakfast Meal Deal

Following the highly questionable diversion of a Ryanair flight while en route over Belarus, the office of Belarus President Lukashenko issued a statement confirming that the real reason was the President’s wish to have the on-board breakfast.

“Ever since I travel on official state aircraft, I lost access to that soft croissant and bitter, yummy coffee,” Lukashenko was quoted as remarking. “I had to take this opportunity to grab me some grub.”

Protests from international governments went unreplied to, while food delivery companies Uber Eats and Wolt took the opportunity to remind Lukashenko that there are less invasive ways to satisfy the sudden urge for a snack.