PARIS, FRANCE. A member of the Saudi royal family has reportedly ordered an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) to be furnished to the highest luxury specification, as befits their status. H.H. Prince Mohamed Saud bin Saud Al Saud, 13, made the announcement while waiting for his second dessert at a cafe in Paris.
When it was pointed out to his highness that nobody would be onboard to enjoy the upgrade, he waved irritably and exclaimed “if it flies, we have to have the top VVIB [sic]!” and went on to list some of the amenities that would be installed: all major games consoles, high speed internet, floor to ceiling TV’s and a basketball court.